This is a Generic Brand Video

I love how poetry has been paired with video to make a statement – ironic as it is, a statement of how bland and cliched ads can be, words on words. 

Stock video provider Dissolve has created a brilliant ad by mocking (what else?) ads.

The company pokes fun at its own business by pairing stock footage with the text from Kendra Eash’s advertising takedown “This is a Generic Brand Video.” Eash’s poem, originally published on McSweeney’s, calls out brands for overusing tropes like wrinkled ethnic men, stop-motion highway shots and skyscrapers.

Dissolve’s resulting video is perhaps the most obnoxiously, on-point cliched ad to every exist.

This is consumerism. This is America. This is…kind of genius. ~ Neha Prakash, Mar 26, 2014

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THIS IS A GENERIC BRAND VIDEO.

BY 

We think first
Of vague words that are synonyms for progress
And pair them with footage of a high-speed train.

Science
Is doing lots of stuff
That may or may not have anything to do with us.

See how this guy in a lab coat holds up a beaker?
That means we do research.
Here’s a picture of DNA.

There are a shitload of people in the world
Especially in India
See how we’re part of the global economy?
Look at these farmers in China.

But we also do business in the U.S.A.
Or want you to think we do.
Check out this wind energy thing in Indiana,
And this blue collar guy with dirt on his face.
Phew.

Also, we care about the environment, loosely.
Here’s some powerful, rushing water
And people planting trees.
Our policies could be related to these panoramic views of Costa Rica.

In today’s high speed environment,
Stop motion footage of a city at night
With cars turning quickly
Makes you think about doing things efficiently
And time passing.

Lest you think we’re a faceless entity,
Look at all these attractive people.
Here’s some of them talking and laughing
And close-ups of hands passing canned goods to each other
In a setting that evokes community service.

Equality,
Innovation,
Honesty
And advancement
Are all words we chose from a list.

Our profits
are awe-inspiring.
Like this guy who’s looking up and pointing
At a skyscraper or a kite
While smiling and explaining something to his child.

Using a specific ratio
of Asian people to Black people to Women to White men
We want to make sure we represent your needs and interests
Or at least a version of your skin color
In our ads.

Did we put a baby in here?
What about an ethnic old man whose wrinkled smile represents 
the happiness and wisdom of the poor?
Yep.

Taken from McSweeneys

 

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